December 2011
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
This is seriously important. Of course my home state of Michigan doesn’t offer this, so if you live in...
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Watch
zoppy:
I couldn’t find the second sketch of Bobby as Mark Payne anywhere so I uploaded it! In this one he complains about the counters being sticky. It’s no “pepper,” but it’s still hilarious.
OMG. FOREVER CRYING. “newer than a baby’s thoughts”.
“To a profound pessimist about life, being in danger is not depressing.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via honeyforthehomeless)
“I felt like I was sort of disappearing. It was that kind of a crazy afternoon,...”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via blua)
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Of course it revolves around food
I’ve decided that, if I ever need to conjure a patronus, the happiest memory I have that I will use is the time I ate NUTELLA CREPES.
Obviously my patronus will be a whale.
Things I Have Learned About My Father Recently
He wrote “Harry Potter” while he was dating J.K. Rowling, and let her use the idea.
When his plane crashed in the Himalayas, he ate one of his crew members.
He learned to fold burritos while he was working in a Chinese restaurant in Argentina that was owned by the Germans. He thinks he is HILARIOUS in his old [ish] age.
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Making my mom watch Doctor Who
So I’m rewatching the first series (which I haven’t watched in a long time) and I’m picking up on all the foreshadowing.
HE’S CALLING HIM RICKY. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
New Years Resolution
I think my new years resolution will be to man the fuck up.
Start going after what I want, and stop telling myself I’m not good enough to achieve what I want; Start changing the things that are wrong, instead of just complaining about them.
2012 will be the year I start making something of myself.
[the fact that I’ve put it on the internet means I have to follow it, right? RIGHT?!]
“I like to see people reunited, I like to see people run to each other, I like...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via fleurishes)
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“Was he a power ranger?”
– Mom, on Donald Glover, while watching him perform as Childish Gambino
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JUST FINISHED "THE END OF TIME"
oh good lord. so long Ten.
I have a party happening in 2 days that I am in no way prepared for and should be sleeping. Instead I’m watching Doctor Who and crying. I’m embarrassing.
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Is it wrong to not want to finish series 4 because...
well if it is, I don’t want to be right.
But I must know what happens. I mean, I’m sure Eleven is lovely and all buuuut…
Lord. I cannot be a normal human, with the way I get about things like this.
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Me watching Doctor Who "The Stolen Earth" alone in...
Doctor Who Episode: "EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE..."
Me: "HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?!"
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Watch
funnyordie:
Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes
A very special Drunk History Christmas.
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Because of Recent, Unfortunate Events
I just want to kindly remind everyone to please please please do not drink and drive. ever. Enjoy the holidays however you’d like, but be responsible about it–no shame in calling a cab or having a DD.
Be safe this holiday season. Something so stupid isn’t worth fucking up or losing your life.
xx
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Only on season 4 of Doctor Who
and I’ve decided I’m kind of in love with David Tennant.
And I’m for sure in love with “Wilfred Mott”.
Oops
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Misfits Series 3 Finale
“We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via girlwithoutwings)
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